Musings

The Ovarian Bull

Hey y’all, Christian here with some more comic relief! 😊

First off, thank you so much to everyone who has helped support us during this time of need, it has really meant a lot to us both. 🙏 Who needs a functional healthcare system with family and friends like these.

When I was a child, unburdened by the world and its things, my parents decided that it was about time we had “the talk”… you know, that cultural right of passage that so often ends in an awkward conversation between a parent and their child about the birds, bees, and the cigarette trees. And my parents being into these self-help workshops that were so popular in the 80s, what better way to teach your child about how intimacy works then to send him to a sex-ed class consisting of a bunch of strangers, which in retrospect wasn’t the worst pairing with the overall “we must never discuss this again” vibes surrounding the event. 

So one night my Dad dropped me off at the local church where the class was being held, within a minute or so of being seated, they already have they diagram of the female reproductive system up on the overhead projector, and the teacher is proclaiming, “it kind of looks like a bull with the horns” (points to the ovarian tubes) and that is where the memory completely dead ends and my life-long association with bulls and woman’s reproductive parts begins.

That is all to say that, please forgive me for my somewhat juvenile first-take of this situation, but when we found out about Kate’s ovarian cancer my initial reaction was to imagine this giant bull with blue skin, staring down murderously,  violently exhaling smoke from its nostrils, a cancer monster looking like it was ready to charge. And of course, you know me (maybe), never have I missed an opportunity to use technology and AI to manifest the strange musings of my mind….

Picture Description: Kate uses her magic staff to fend off a very large blue bull

Of particular note, I love how the AI generated boots that matched the blanket she had around her shoulders. The way Dall-E (an AI art generator) works is that you erase part of the picture and it kind of just fills in the blanks with whatever you type into the prompt, then it tries to best match it with the original image, this is pretty much like magic to me… and also quite fashionable. Between the Chat GPT and the generative art stuff going on right now, it feels again like we live in a time of magic. You just have to know the right incantation (or prompt) and out comes a bit of wonder, which is really a much appreciated distraction on the path of Kate’s Quest.

Take care of yourself and loved ones,

Christian 

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Hairless

Image Description: Kate, wearing a red mask and barely any hair, peers over her glasses at her chemo appointment.

Hair Today. Gone Tomorrow. Back in 2024 (hopefully).

On my birthday this year 2023, my hair began to fall out in earnest. It was expected. It was from the chemo. 

There is something a little disconcerting, about running your fingers through your hair and coming away with a handful of it that’s no longer attached to your head… 

But, I do find this fascinating. The whole 2-3 weeks since my first chemotherapy was one day after another discovering a new side-effect or symptom. Maybe I’m staying a little too clinical about it, but my body is changing and adjusting to the chemo drugs in expected and unexpected ways, and I’m here for it. It’s fascinating, although not very pleasant. 

There is loss here. There is acceptance. There is sadness and hope. There are pictures.

Kate wears many hats and hairlessness.

Here are some bald jokes… I apologize in advance:

  • When do you know you’re going bald? When you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
  • I was gonna make a joke about a bald person’s hair. But then I remembered there was nothing to joke about.
  • What do you call a barber that only works on bald people? An air stylist.
  • You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!
  • What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless.
  • What’s the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy
  • And my favorite. ~ My hair stylist is my oncologist.
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Kate’s Cancer Calendar

image description: A futuristic robot person looking at a strange calendar on a wall. Midjourney aiart

Updated 8/27/24

August 28, 2024 – Mammogram

September 3, 2024 – Visit with my Cardiologist

September 4, 2024 – Visit with my Oncologist

My last Oncologist visit confirmed, that I am still CANCER FREE! My appointments are still every 3 months with Blood tests every month.

Short (not so short really) History of Kate’s Cancer

Everyone was asking: “What’s next?” and “When’s your surgery?” And now it’s just an exercise in keeping track of just how many freaking doctors appointments and medical procedures I have. Why not keep track of all of my dates, from the beginning of this journey… It’s a lot! See for yourself.

December 7, 2022 – Routine check-up with suspicion of UTI

December 9, 2022 – CT Scan that would change my life

December 16, 2022 – Visit my Montana People!

December 27, 2022 – Flight cancellation and much crying and gnashing of teeth.

January 4, 2023 – Diagnosis of Ovarian Cancer from Gynocologist/Ongologist/Surgeon

January 6, 2023 – Bivalent COVID Booster, because… hey if I’m going to Chemotherapy, I better not get sick.

January 9, 2023 – Just another CT Scan

January 17, 2023 – Procedure: Biopsy

January 19, 2023 – Hair Cut!

January 27, 2023 – Paracentisis

January 30, 2023 – First session of Chemotherapy

February 3, 2023 – Procedure: IR Port Placed in upper right chest

February 15, 2023 – Pre-Chemotherapy Doctor’s Appointment

February 22, 2023 – Second Session of Chemotherapy

March 10, 2023 – Pre-Chemotherapy Doctor’s Appointment

March 15, 2023 – Third Session of Chemotherapy

March 24, 2023 – Pre-Surgery CT Scan

March 29, 2023 – Pre-Surgery Doctor’s Appointment

April 1, 2023 – Mammogram (oh yeah, gotta do that stuff too…)

April 7, 2023 – Pre-surgery blood tests

April 11, 2023 – Pre-surgery COVID test

April 13, 2023 through April 17, 2023 – Surgery and hospital stay

April 21, 2023 – Genetic counseling

April 26, 2023 – Surgery follow up and Staple removal

May 10, 2023 – Pre-Chemotherapy Visit

May 12, 2023 – Chemotherapy

May 31, 2023 – Post Surgery and Pre-chemotherapy visit

June 2, 2023 – Chemotherapy

June 12, 2023 – Splenectomy Vaccines

June 16, 2023 – Virtual Reality Research Study to help Chemo patients with their cognitive abilities.

June 21, 2023 – Pre-Chemotherapy Visit

June 23, 2023 – Last Chemotherapy! NOT!

June 28, 2023 – Counseling Appointment at Simms Mann Center

June 30, 2023 – Actual Final Last Chemotherapy Appointment… We hope!

June 30, 2023 – KlangFest!

July 11, 2023 – Counseling Appointment

July 18, 2023 – Survivorship visit

July 21, 2023 – 2nd Visit: Virtual Reality Research Study to help Chemo patients with their cognitive abilities.

July 26, 2023 – Pre-Maintenance drug visit

August 1, 2023 – Blood Draw

August 8, 2023 – Counseling

August 9, 2023 – Blood Draw

August 15, 2023 – Blood Draw

August 16, 2023 – Oncologist Visit. Checking the maintenance drug

August 18, 2023 – Procedure to remove port catheter

August 22, 2023 – Blood Draw

August 24, 2023 – Counseling

August 29, 2023 – Blood Draw

September 5, 2023 – Blood Draw

September 6, 2023 – Counseling

September 13, 2023 – Blood Draw

September 15, 2023 – Check in with my cancer team

September 19, 2023 – Blood Draw

September 26, 2023 – Blood Draw

October 3, 2023 – Blood Draw

October 10, 2023 – Blood Draw

October 12, 2023 – Office visit with my Primary Care Provider to figure out why I’m experiencing AFib

October 17, 2023 – Blood Draw

October 18, 2023 – Check in with my Oncologist

October 27, 2023 – Routine physical canceled – Maybe I don’t still get these…

October 31, 2023 – Happy Halloween! Visit a Cardiologist

November 2, 2023 – Blood Draw

November 6, 2023 – Pick up ZIO heart monitor. Wear for two weeks.

November 20, 2023 – Blood Draw

December 6, 2023 – Check in with my Oncologist

December 7, 2023 – Echocardiogram

December 13, 2023 – Visit with my Cardiologist

December 18, 2023 – Blood Draw

January 3, 2024 – Blood Draw

January 18, 2024 – Followup with my Cardiologist

January 29, 2024 – Blood Draw

February 26, 2024 – Blood Draw

March 6, 2024 – Check in with my Oncologist.

March 8, 2024 – Follow up with Cardiologist

March 26, 2024 – Blood Draw

April 23, 2024 – Blood Draw

May 21, 2024 – Blood Draw

May 27, 2024 – CT Scan of Chest and Abdomen

May 29, 2024 – Follow up with Cardiologist

May 29, 2024 – Oncologist Visit – HURRAY, I’M CANCER FREE!

June 18, 2024 – Blood Draw

July 18, 2024 – Blood Draw

August 27, 2024 – Blood Draw

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